My genes are poisoned, and I know that for a fact.

My sister Laura is the family historian, you know, and she found out — we’re Russian and Polish, ya know, Jews — she found out that the village that our great-great-great-grandmother came from in Russia was raped and pillaged by — and I don’t even know what pillaged means, but definitely raped — by Mongolians.

So I’m, I am part Mongolian rapist.  And I will be totally honest with you: I love it.

I just feel like it gives me street cred or something, like it’s so… and I also feel like, even back then, even while my great-great-great-grandmother was being raped, even then I think she knew, ya know, this is gonna be funny someday.

The edgy comedy of Sarah Silverman.

For an interesting introduction to epigenetics by Bruce Lipton go to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6Vyh_sBMcs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Hh7b3Nxxc

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A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years.

After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words.  “Cold floors,” he says.  They nod and send him away.

Seven more years pass.  They bring him back in and ask for his two words.  He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.”  They nod and send him away.

Seven more years pass.  They bring him in for his two words.  “I quit,” he says.

“That’s not surprising,” the elders say.  “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”

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If you want to feel better, here’s an example of how your small gestures can affect others.

Best viewed at full frame.

Hearts warm when they touch,

so touch the heart of another and you warm your own.

Warm hearts are healthy hearts, together.

Mutually we connect, share the warmth and spread the health.

Our thanks to www.SimpleTruths.tv and Judith Sherven & Jim Sniechowski of the Soft Sell Marketers Association for warming our hearts.

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Recently we received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a very bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.  Every word out of it’s beak was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.  Now we understood why it had been given to us.

We tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else we could think of to “clean up” the bird’s vocabulary.

Finally, I was fed up and yelled at the parrot.  The parrot yelled back.  There was a fight and I shook it but it only got angrier and even ruder.  So, in desperation, I grabbed the bird and shoved it in the freezer, slammed the door, and fumed.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet.  Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
My wife, fearing that I’d hurt the bird, quickly opened the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto her outstretched arms and said,

“I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.  I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”

We were stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude and were about to ask what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when it said: “May I ask what the turkey did?”

We don’t know who wrote this one.

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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?”, the priest inquired.

“They say, “Hi, we’re hookers!  Do you want to have some fun?”

“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment.

“You know,” he said, “I may have a solution to your problem.  I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.  Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob.  My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.”

“Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well be the solution.”

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.  As he ushered her in, she saw his two male parrots inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.  Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: “Hi, we’re hookers!  Do you want to have some fun?”

There was a stunned silence.  Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, “Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have finally been answered!”

We don’t know who wrote it but this was sent to us by, Detta, my 87 year old Buddhist mother who lives in England.

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Sometimes no matter how stressful life can be, we’ve just got to move to shake loose our gratitude – and our bodies.
Brad & Matty remind us to ask ourselves, what are we grateful for today?

For me it’s the rain and cooler weather.  Here’s some more fun,  play and dance for you, – that anyone can do.  Wherever you are in the world – let’s dance together!

PS  This Gratitude Dance is offered by Roger Senders

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Have you ever felt like physical work or daily chores can be a drudge and oh, so dreary? Worried about your job? Suffering from work stress, job stress? In the military? Ever dreamed of escaping to a better life? Things could be worse …

Well, Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy, with musical accompaniment by Mr. Iggy Pop, teach you how to have fun and play every day – especially when you’re supposed to be working and doing the same old chores. They teach you how to feel better and make the best of being exactly where you are in the moment. – whether in jail or in the horse trough.
And just watch Laurel’s knees. Boy, does he know how to move his body!

This is Dr. Julian Lange, OMD, LAc. reminding you that your laughter heals.

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If you haven’t seen Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement, aka “Flight Of The Conchords”, before,
they are transients from some parallel universe of humor.
Good for you if you have nostalgia issues.

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In these days when the “Big 3″ car companies are taking a bashing
and road rage is a menace to us all, here’s a movie that transports
us back to a happier time when cars could be innocent and fun.

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Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Mercedes.  Morris shouted across the garage, “Hey DeBakey!  Is dat you?  “Come on ova’ here a minute.”  The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris the mechanic was working on the car.  Morris straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively,  “So Mr. Fancy Doctor, look at dis here work.  I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I finish dis baby will purr like a kitten.  So how come you get da big bucks, when you an’ me is doing basically da same work?”  Dr. DeBakey leaned over and whispered to Morris the loudmouth mechanic.  “Try doing it with the engine running.”

We don’t know who wrote this.

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